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Journalism School Blog

Free Speech is Dangerous and Best Left to the Profesionals

By Carly Jennings-Walther, Class of 2018 - April 16, 2016

The idea that just anyone can be free to say anything they wish is rather stupid when you think about it. Ordinary citizens have no standards to which they must adhere…

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Private Property is Inherently Unfair

By Drake Caldwell, Class of 2019 - April 8, 2016

"You didn't build that" is one of the most profound ideas and facts ever presented. Everything someone builds or owns is the result of thousands or even millions of peoples' effort…

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We Must Stop Tea Baggers' Effort to Imprison Hillary

By George Martin, Class of 2017 - April 2, 2016

Teabaggers be gettin on my nerves! Hillary is the smartest lady on the planet. If she and Barack Obama got together, they'd probably cure cancer or whatever…

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People Who Don't Believe in Climate Change Must Be Made to Care

By Molly Meyers-Colson, Class of 2018 - March 29, 2016

Our world is dying. Wait, no. It's not just dying. We're killing it. We humans are a scourge upon the land and we're acting like a virus or a parasitic pest on this world that we don't own…

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The Modern Journalist's Creed

I believe in the power of journalism.

I believe that the truth as disseminated by journalists is indisputable and constitutes a federal trust; that all connected with it are, to the full measure of their responsibility, translators of the truth for the public; that failure in the use of that truth to protect government and/or Progressive leaders from undue public scrutiny is betrayal of this trust.

I believe that clear feeling and clear narrative, good intentions and fairness to Progressive causes are fundamental to good journalism.

I believe that a journalist should write only what she holds in her heart to be true to the narrative and as defined by the official talking points.

I believe there is no right or wrong; merely the official truth as defined by journalists.

I believe that suppression of the news, for any consideration other than the welfare of Progressive causes, is indefensible.

I believe that no one should write as a journalist what she would not say as a politician; that bribery by one’s own pocketbook is as much to be embraced as bribery by the pocketbook of another, so long as it serves the narrative; that individual responsibility may be escaped by pleading another's instructions or another’s dividends.

I believe that advertising, news and editorial columns should alike serve the best interests of the Democratic Party or other Progressive institutions; that a single standard of indisputable truth and authority should prevail for all; that the supreme test of good journalism is the measure of its ideological service and ability to sway public opinion.

I believe that the journalism which succeeds best — and best deserves success — fears too much liberty and honors the institutions of Progressivism; is woven into the fabric of the group, highly influenced by pride of opinion and greed of power, deconstructive, tolerant — but never of conservative ideals, government-controlled, mildly curious, always cynical of its readers but always unafraid, is quickly indignant at objective standards; is sensitive to the appeal of privilege and the clamor of the mob; seeks to give every womyn or even man a chance — regardless of merit — and, as far as law and honest wage and redistribution of resources can make it so, an equal chance; is profoundly patriotic — but never to the extent that it might offend non-Americans — while sincerely promoting international good will and cementing world-comradeship; is a journalism of emotion, of and for a more Progressive world.

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